Pancake Awkward Kim

This was an awkward week...

---> A word of advice: Don't ever make a joke about hard nipples to women in their late 50s, especially if they are your co-workers. It does not go over well. Insert awkward silence and me trying to explain the joke to them. The joke wasn't even dirty!

---> Okay, so you know how some gyms play music over their sound system? Well, earlier this week, as I was chit-chatting with Tattoo Guy, INXS started playing. ♫All you got is this moment. The 21st Century's yesterday...♫ I told Tattoo Guy the song made me want to do the running man. He smiled and asked, "The running man?" Whoa, whoa, whoa. He doesn't know the running man?!

I performed the move for him.

He laughed.

"Kim, I know what the running man is..."

Oh.

I see. 

---> At work, I was in the women's bathroom and someone came in just as I was finishing up. Of course, since I was in a stall, I didn't see who it was. As I washed and dried my hands, the person in the stall let out a barely audible fart. Okay, whatever. No big deal. I mean, it is a bathroom. As I started to walk out, the person let out another fart.

BOOM!

Oh my god, it sounded like she blew out her freakin' ass hole!

Me: "Holy shit!! What the hell was that!?"

Like I don't know.

*Dead silence*

Me: "Okay well...have a good day..."

Tell me, how does one recover from that?

---> A couple days ago, I got home late from being awesome and decided it was a good idea to stay up even later. I started looking through a bunch of photos in my Picasa web albums and couldn't stop.

Quick translation: I couldn't sleep. So, I organized.

Man, I've uploaded a lot of pics! Most of the albums had pictures from Pancake Kim. Here are some of my favorites:

Remember how I took Zumba and all the jostling gave me diarrhea?

It takes four Vietnamese women to figure out a picture.

Visiting my grandmother's grave in Vietnam.

Trying to snap a photo while on a motorbike with my cousin.

Some point in the last two years, I ate pancakes the size of my head.

Ahhhhh....

Pffffttttttt....

Ahhhhhh...

You can't see him but my nephew is in this picture.

Oh look, months later, someone is no longer camera-shy.

Whoa, long hair.

A picture with my beloved.

Cupcake and I have been together for two years.

He's really sweet.

(Admit it...you just smiled)

Hmm, let's see...I didn't stop my friend from using my camera and she didn't stop me from posting a terrible photo. Please excuse my sweaty face.

A family that hikes together stays together.

Not too bad for 5:00 am at the airport.

Peace?

Seriously, don't trust her.

I have no clue.

Happy Friday!