asian chicks are whoes with flat ass faces and no tits
Did you mean to call Asian women "whores" or "hoes"?
Asian girls have small vaginas.
Do we? I can't speak for other Asian women...
I hate hate hate hateeeeeeeee it when guys want you to send a pic of yourself masturbating. How I do that exactly?
Oh my goodness, I don't know*. I would imagine you have to hold the camera phone up pretty high. Unless you stand when you pleasure yourself. But see, I have tried to take photos of myself (fully clothed and not for sex reasons) standing up, and I'm only able to get my legs and shoes. You know what, just take a solo vagina photo. I think the guy will be fine with that.
Why do I suddenly have this feeling your question was rhetorical?
Kim, I'm sorry to break it to you but men do not respect women who send them disgusting and vulgar messages. The man will have sex with you and move on to the next woman. Respect yourself.
Look, I'm not the biggest fan of text messaging.
I'd rather say what I have to say (dirty or not) in person or over the phone. But, sometimes, I'm in a situation that doesn't allow me to do either one of those things. The same with the other person. We're at work, school, in a noisy social setting, in a car with someone, with parents, whatever. I think sending sexual text messages to a man you're dating (or just fucking) does not mean you have zero self-respect. Also, a person's respect for you has nothing to do with you verbally expressing your desire to have sex with them. If that was the case, hardly anyone would respect each other!
Saying raunchy things over text messages is about having fun.
That's it.
hey kim, im curious. do you shave your shit?
No, my shit comes out clean and hairless.
You are talking about my vagina, aren't you?
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*As long time readers and friends know, I do not attach pictures of my vagina and/or breasts to text messages. So not my thing. I've witnessed male friends share photos with other male friends. If they catch me catching them in the act, they tell me not to say anything to their significant others about it. Uh, no bueno.
