---> My friend and I were hanging out when she received a text message from a man she just started dating. Since we were not talking about anything serious, I didn't mind. She sends a handful of texts. Then, at one point, she received a text, put her phone down and told me she didn't know how to reply. What do I say, Kim? Oh my goodness. I told her she's a big girl. She knows. No, look, Kim. I looked at her man friend's text. It was pretty naughty. Holla. My friend was genuinely stumped (she's kinda shy). Okay so, I don't condone doing this...but I told her what to write back. Oh my god, I can't write that! I told her she didn't have to, if she didn't want to. She asked me to write it. What, really? Fine. Reluctantly, I spent the next twenty minutes sending raunchy texts to her man friend on her behalf. She saw every text and kept shaking her head the whole time...blushing. Bitch, you want to get laid or what?? I wrapped things up and told her she was meeting up with him in a half an hour. You're welcome.
(I have no clue what my friend is going to do next time. Her man is going to get "Yes, close hugs are nice..." when he's expecting "After you cum on my tits, I'm gonna suck your XXXX...")
---> On Friday afternoon, as I paid for my items at the store, the cashier told me when I walked in, I looked like a woman who knew what she wanted. Well, um, I needed face cream and I've been to this CVS Pharmacy like a hundred times. I knew where to go. He laughed and said he meant he liked my style. I wear confidence well. Then, he asked where I got my chambray shirt and leather boots. I also wear those items well.
Mmmkay... in my personal experience, if a straight guy likes how you look, he says "You look good" or he checks out your chest and/or ass when he thinks you aren't paying attention. The cashier was more specific...
Gay, right?
---> My baby sister posted a link on our other sister's Facebook page and it looked funny. It was a You Tube video about shit Asian dads say. I watched the video and then saw another video about shit Asian girls say. I clicked on that video. Um, why did it take me to a page with random videos of scantily clad Asian girls shoving their asses in the camera's face!?
Where's the other video?
I probably clicked on another link to get...nevermind.
(Only me...only me)
---> Okay so, I wanted to post an entry yesterday but I was busy alllll day. I spent Lunar New Year's Eve with my family. Of course, lots of food and lots of laughs. We spent the majority of the evening eating and talking. We also celebrated my sister's birthday. Good, good times.
Happy New Year.
I hope your year is full of love, good health and happiness.
